Chicken and Mash - A Ricky Gervais Fansite... Obviously

Chicken and Mash Site Guff

Did you know, if you enter "Ricky Gervais" into Google, there are over two and a quarter MILLION results. Oh wait a minute, we did that one already. Still, that is a lot, isn't it? I'll be happy if this site just get's listed in Google to begin with. That's the first step, next step is world domination and more hits than an adulterer at a stoning ceremony in Rihad. Ah, we can but dream. UPDATE: The site is now listed in Google, huzzah! If you type in Ricky Gervais Fansite, we actually make the first page. I knew those bribes would come in handy...

About the site
That's obvious. Chicken and Mash is a fansite dedicated to rotund comedy legend - Ricky Gervais. This site is not connected with Ricky Gervais in any way whatsoever, apart from being solely about him - that is. All of the information here has been sourced from other websites, books, his shows and some of it has even been made up. Ah, the beauty of the Internet. "Ricky Gervais bummed my cat!" Did he? He did now.

Terms of Use
You are free to use the site however you want. It's easy this legal stuff, I saved myself a few grand there, what do you reckon?

Privacy Policy
I'll keep all of your details private should you feel the need to get in touch. See, piece of piss.

Copyright Information
You are free to use any of the information on this site for your own purposes. Please bear in mind that I nicked most of the photos on this site from other sites and just changed them a bit. When I recover from this debilitating manflu I will source the original owner information and give credit where credit is due. If you do nick any of the stuff on here, please give a link to back to the site, cheers.

Contact Information
I can be contacted at sbroadbent@realityuncovered.com. Incidentally, Reality Uncovered is my main website and deals with dubious claims of the paranormal and extra-terrestrial. If that Hitler thing had appeared on there, it would have been ripped to shreds within seconds. Take a look at the site here.

What's with all the ads?
Come on, there aren't that many are there? I don't like putting ads on my websites but needs must and sites don't grow on trees. I'm not looking to become rich from the site, if I wanted to do that I would join the "Increase the size of your cock now!" bandwagon and create a website with dozens of before and after shots of men with their cocks out or summat. Ugh, on second thoughts I'll stick to Chicken and Mash. *shudder*

That language is a bit risqué isn't it?
Is it fukc. THAT is "risqué"! Well what can I say? This ain't a site for kids. Actually, that probably won't get through the search filters if safe search is turned on. Wait a sec... there, no one will ever know the fukcing difference, silly cunst.

What's all this "Standards Compliant" bollocks about?
Look, I told you on the first page that I'm a bit of a geek. If you really must know, click one of the buttons at the bottom right of the page.

How often will the site be updated?
How long is a piece of string? Double the length from one side to the middle. All of which means, I will be updating the site on a very regular basis. There are a number of features I have planned for the Crazy Flavas section, plus I will also be working on the Ricky Who? page quite extensively. I'm thinking about creating a forum, but there is an excellent one already at the ace Pilkipedia website. Let me know what you think. (About having a forum here, not theirs ffs. If you like their forum, tell THEM!)

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