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Did you know, if you enter "Ricky Gervais" into Google, there are over two and a quarter MILLION results. That's a lot. By comparison, "Peter Kay" doesn't even reach a million. 'Nuff said really. What, "David Walliams" and "Matt Lucas" you say? 855 thousand - combined!
Ricky is the King of Comedy - FACT.

Actually, whatever you do, don't conduct a Google image search for "Gervais" with the safety filter turned off if there are any kids around. Get rid of them first. I wonder if Virginia Gervais is any relation...... Ooh, suits you!

Ooh that was difficult!

Whilst conducting a Google search the other day I came across an online Ricky Gervais quiz. Some of the questions (ok, ALL of them) are so easy I toyed with the idea of asking the cat to have a go. Seeing him chasing a frog around the living room put paid to that idea though. His mind wouldn't have been on the job. Take the quiz here, Do you know Ricky Gervais? Umm, yeah?
That's given me an idea actually, watch this space Gervaisians!

Gervais in Past History Shocker

Fans of conspiracy theories are advised to go and get some popcorn, for I have uncovered something that is quite shocking.

Look at the name of Ricky's parents in more detail. Jerry and Eva.

Can you say "popular nickname given to the German army during WWII and the name of Adolf Hitler's long time companion during the same time period"...? Jerry and Eva.
Even Ricky's full name gives us a clue to this disgraceful deception. Is it a coincidence that the words "Cyanide Deceiver" can be derived from the letters of his name? Many people believe the official story of Hitler committing suicide with a cyanide pill to be a fabrication. Of course it is, we are even told that to make sure he also shot himself! Something fishy is going on, of that you can be sure.

It is my contention that Adolf Hitler faked his own death and escaped to the UK with his concubine Eva Braun where he eventually fathered who was to become the World's premier Comedy Entertainer, Ricky Gervais.

Need more proof?

Yeah, thought you might. Have a look at the picture below then ask yourself if he could be hailing a taxi or waving to friends.

"Achtung! Ein Taxi fuer mein Fuehrer!"

So, waving at friends or hailing a taxi? More like hailing Hitler! The clues have been there all along. You've got the evidence above yet you still need more?! Ok then, Ricky's favourite entertainer?

That's right, good old Oliver Hardy there on the left. Wait a minute, what's that hanging off his top lip? Could it be, really? Of course it could, WAKE UP PEOPLE!

It's been pretty apparent from the start that Ricky has been hiding something. There's always been something there that hasn't felt "quite right".

Your final clue is the clearest. Just a few minutes into Fame, he gives us the final piece of the puzzle.
It's pretty clear by the timing, this is something that been bothering Ricky for a long time. Starting off with a genius link that goes from the Albert Hall to Adolf Hitler in one fell swoop, he wastes no time in bringing up "Hitler's Seed". Not literally, obviously - that would be wrong on so many levels! From there he tries to convince the audience of Hitler's joviality and laments the fact that Adolf is no longer a popular choice for baby names. Well, no it isn't but maybe, just maybe, that will now change.

The secret is finally out. I make no apology for my part in this. All I have done is reported the evidence as I saw it. It's now up to others to discuss whether or not Ricky should be tried in loco parentis or whether he should be allowed to continue to bring joy and happiness to millions with his comedy talent.

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